[Holy christ those eyebrows. Kankuro is momentarily fixed on those ...things. The bow breaks his eye contact with those two sentient beings on Lee's face.

Wait. Wait, what? What?]

...Okay, okay first of all, no. If I was going to spy on you, windows work quite well. Secondly, Gaara has his damn eye of sand, if he wants to spy on you he can do it himself and probably would.

[Kankuro blinks at Lee. Okay, so where ever he is, it's getting weirder.]

...New Feather?

[Wait, what's this about Gaara?]

Well, unless Gaara is now standing in your closet, then he certainly wasn't with me.

[He thinks a moment.]

Wait, are you saying Gaara isn't here? At all? What the hell is going on dammit!?